hermione: hes a werewolf
ron: :O
harry: :O
lupin: how did u know
hermione: your name
hermione: it's werewolf
hermione: mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

It may not look very appetizing, but when you mix the microwave brownie with cannabutter, a good time is coming your way.

It may not look very appetizing, but when you mix the microwave brownie with cannabutter, a good time is coming your way.

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(Source: tatmass)

gotitforcheap:

you can pretty much peer pressure any australian male into doing something by saying “don’t be a shit cunt” 

remi-moose:

xmissxsyx:

Westboro Church’s Neighbors: The Equality House

UGH MY HEART! I KNEW IT WAS RAINBOW BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THEY PAINTED THE OTHER SIDE THE TRANS COLORS. MY FEELS. 

remi-moose:

xmissxsyx:

Westboro Church’s Neighbors: The Equality House

UGH MY HEART! I KNEW IT WAS RAINBOW BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THEY PAINTED THE OTHER SIDE THE TRANS COLORS. MY FEELS. 

rneerkat:

the color of the wind is blew

memewhore:

I’m one of those fucking dumbasses who managed to fall on a cactus, when visiting Arizona. Wasn’t doing anything but walking… tripped… bam, on a cactus.

memewhore:

I’m one of those fucking dumbasses who managed to fall on a cactus, when visiting Arizona. Wasn’t doing anything but walking… tripped… bam, on a cactus.

(Source: latadelixo)

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
upnorthnorthernlights:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

And hot boxing the fuck out of it!

upnorthnorthernlights:

omgbuglen:

An inflatable lawn tent. Imagine laying in this while it’s raining.

And hot boxing the fuck out of it!

I hate being torn between having the weekend off and working because I need the money.

believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

(Source: cetaceandreams)